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By notsosinglewhitefemale - 09/01/2017 17:55

Today, I work at a daycare and pink eye has been going around, so it was no surprise when I woke with it as well. I told my boss what happened. We agreed I would come in after seeing a doctor. Made the earliest appointment possible. She has been calling me, berating me about how long it is taking.

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