Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting...

By Hurtingincanada - 17/10/2018 05:00

Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML

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By Bride to be - 19/05/2017 10:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2012 16:45 - United States

Today, I still have the bronchitis and the stomach flu that I suffered through all weekend. Today was to be the day I had my bachelorette party and wedding shower. I had to call both of them off. FML

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By Rrae - 25/02/2019 02:00

Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - 16/09/2022 11:00 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, it's one day away from my wedding and two days away from our honeymoon trip. Today is also the day that, after dodging it for two years, I got Covid. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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Fingers crossed

By ithinkicanmakeit - 20/08/2014 17:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML

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By Duchess - 20/01/2017 12:00

Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML

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Ace in the hole

By Anonymous - 09/05/2022 06:00

Today, I have a hemorrhoid and a cold. Every time I cough or sneeze, it feels like someone is stabbing me in the anus. FML

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Both ends

By not having fun - 03/05/2022 18:00

Today, I have bronchitis. A few days ago, my doc prescribed antibiotics, which are helping, but also cause a really nasty upset stomach. I tell ya, violent coughing fits and severe diarrhea do NOT go well together. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 6 October 2018 16:30

Wow. You literally don't have time for that.

Nikki K 10

Wednesday 17 October 2018 5:46

aw shitty ! hopefully it clears up by your wedding..and especially by your honeymoon ..

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 6 October 2018 16:30

Wow. You literally don't have time for that.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 October 2018 5:37

I’ll bet your fiancé is not going to be impressed that you had such a Devil’s Triangle. PS: Your male strippers up there have awful names!

Nikki K 10

Wednesday 17 October 2018 5:46

aw shitty ! hopefully it clears up by your wedding..and especially by your honeymoon ..

Emma Marshall 19

Wednesday 17 October 2018 7:50

Maybe it's a sign 🤔😂

Envy22 32

Wednesday 17 October 2018 16:40

Praying for you.

fde2blknimout 18

Wednesday 17 October 2018 21:13

I guess its missionary style on the honeymoon

bigdaddyeric 35

Thursday 18 October 2018 5:51

Well, No Anal and No BJ’s and you should be ok!

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