Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 17:20 - United States - Tacoma

Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML

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By spark - 27/08/2014 17:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML

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By Username - 18/10/2010 15:52 - France

Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2025 00:00 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML

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Friday 18 May 2012 0:37

that's a silly way of getting up- I would suggest an alarm clock

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 18 May 2012 0:39

That's not your car getting stolen. It's a Transformer rolling out to beacon the others. You are now dragged into an inter-galactic war, my friend.

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RedCrow 0

Saturday 19 May 2012 1:23

I hate Monday's too.

RedCrow 0

Saturday 19 May 2012 2:10

Momma always said that, "life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you get." Sorry, it just slipped from my mouth...

petersmejia 0

Saturday 19 May 2012 13:11

Are you username Ladysman217!?!?!!

cassi135t 1

Saturday 19 May 2012 22:52

Hmm, it's almost as pleasant as waking up to the sound of birds singing. :)

skinnylove101 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 5:11

Oh that was YOUR car?!

hurrican_fml 0

Monday 4 June 2012 17:18

That's never a good sound.

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Stop! Thief!

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