Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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By Cowgirl_Up37 - 02/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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HOW COULD YOU?

By mylifesuckssss - 09/10/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

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By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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What am I doing with my life?

By KasSmoke - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Justin

Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML

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Cereal killer

By Anonymous - 26/10/2013 18:40 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML

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You deserved it 4 206

By Fillifilo - 18/04/2012 04:38 - France

Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML

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enonymous 8

Wednesday 11 May 2011 18:46

GET IN MAH BELLY!

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 11 May 2011 18:46

hey froot loops, SHUT UP

Comments

Hypsie_fml 8

Friday 13 May 2011 15:48

Awe!! *HUG!!!!* there, feel better? =)

shawnyballs 0

Friday 13 May 2011 17:52

Umad bro?-cereal

JD_Grainger 0

Friday 13 May 2011 18:00

I've had those days...

thatonedude117 1

Friday 13 May 2011 18:48

hah. made my day

teenager13 0

Friday 13 May 2011 21:17

not nice to yell at cereal wut did it ever do to u

twiztidkitten 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 8:05

LOL!!! That's priceless. And familiar..

jjoca03 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 20:23

you're a ******* idiot

aivona 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 20:51

"YOU'RE NOT AS GREAT AS THE TIGER SAID YOU WERE!!!"

TheyCallmeStacey 9

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:16

Sometimes captain crunch needs to be put in his place

KatieKarnival 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 6:28

F U CAPTAIN CRUNCH!

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