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By BntyHntrSeattle - 01/03/2016 14:38 - United States - Mercer Island

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I was accepted to the incredibly selective summer program I applied to with my friend. After opening the real rejection email, I learned that not only was my dream a lie, but my friend got in and now won't stop talking about it. FML

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