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By Anonymous - 18/01/2020 01:47 - United States - Cranford

Today, I went to the supermarket at night so that there was less people, and I could use the self checkout. The person running the self checkout thought I was ‘special’, so he scanned all my items for me, and showed me how to pay. In front of many people. I already knew how to use it. FML

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shannon2348 14

Tuesday 28 January 2020 5:54

No one runs the self checkout. That's why it's called the self checkout. yikes. ydi

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shannon2348 14

Tuesday 28 January 2020 5:54

No one runs the self checkout. That's why it's called the self checkout. yikes. ydi

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