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By sleepymofo - 02/03/2016 21:36 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I went to the gym and was just doing some warm-up cardio on the treadmill. Unfortunately, that's when my narcolepsy hit me. My earphones came out, my iPod went flying, my glasses flew off and popped a lens out, and I've wound up with a black eye and lost a part of my left eyebrow. FML.

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