Health: Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns...

By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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By triplenipple - 10/01/2011 20:35 - Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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By Ouch - 17/03/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

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By Lara - 08/01/2016 11:28 - Germany - Bremen

Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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By Savannah - 07/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML

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By anonymous - 12/05/2011 02:20

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

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NJXD 0

Monday 21 February 2011 8:55

Are you a pornstar if not I would consider a career change

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Monday 21 February 2011 8:56

So you'd rather have cancer??

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hawkeye12221 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 22:35

AWESOME!!

jacobmasterdebai 1

Sunday 26 June 2011 3:17

so u have a third tit to

Ilikeurfmls 13

Thursday 21 July 2011 7:27

I think that could be good?!

stupidmonkey80 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 15:46

there's an app for that

raspackman 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 6:03

That Is Awesome

aichd13 4

Saturday 27 August 2011 0:03

Yes, because a third boob is SO much worse than having cancer.

thekewlest69 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 7:58

3 is better then 2 any way

MrJojobinks 6

Monday 26 September 2011 8:41

Lucky!

Lysergic 0

Friday 30 September 2011 23:06

so did he give you the bad news, or the good news first?

bagleface 6

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:24

Three ****, thats awesome.

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