Health: Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are...

By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By jons - 17/02/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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Tough

By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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By Nails - 22/02/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 16:41 - United States - Naperville

Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML

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Multitasking

By Anonymous - 09/04/2025 02:00

Today, my wife picked up her phone, answered a text, added a few things to her phone's shopping list, and looked at her phone calendar to remind me I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. She did all this whilst my penis was inside her, giving it my best effort as well. Self confidence zero. FML

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Frustration

By Anonymous - 27/12/2021 02:01

Today, as I'm laying in bed with my wife, she noticed I'm wasn't hard, so she said, "I can fix that." As I prepare myself for a BJ, she lifted my boxers and blew air on my member, and laughed. FML

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stoptheworld 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:06

professional doctor =/

iDontFail_xD 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:14

ROFL. maybe they should like make some kind of viagara commercial with this, and then you come back the next day, and the doctor's like OH DAYUMM =)

Comments

dammn 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:37

LMAO .

strangersdk 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:39

What a bitch. Why did your wife stay in the room? And he wasn't really acting professionally. Sue for malpractice! (Now you're mentally unstable and depressed to do his 'professional' demeanor. Get his $$ and leave/change your wife)

creeeeeper 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:40

Get male enhancements.

starcheckered 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:42

sometimes people say "mhm" when theyre thinking...

18_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:43

#10 lol

alwaysloveashxx 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:46

i like how your user name is "manlyman" a bit ironic... hahah

jazminbliss 2

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:46

haahahahahaha

Ender_ 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:48

This is why I don't go to the doctor. My small penis will be the brunt of nobodies jokes but my own. (Also, the entire FML community that read this. Damn) /sarcasm

Banthestrandland 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:51

#26 I'm pretty sure he put his name as that to be intentionally ironic, considering that you can't click his name and get to a profile.

sadlifeehhh 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:58

Ahh I don't know why the doctor would look at your penis if you were having fertilization problems... generally you would do a sperm count test or something. This is probably fake.