Kids: Today, I went to take a shower. Afterwards, I noticed I'd forgotten... - FML

By PrezKisame - 03/01/2013 20:35 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to take a shower. Afterwards, I noticed I'd forgotten to bring a shirt to change into, so I put on a towel and went back to my room, only to witness my 14-year-old brother and a friend smelling my bra, commenting on "how warm it is". FML

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daliagrande 17

Friday 4 January 2013 3:27

I smell incest.

poccocurantes 7

Friday 4 January 2013 3:29

smells like teen spirit.

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alyssaroxs 4

Sunday 6 January 2013 23:42

I'd be like dafauq

JJBADGE10 7

Monday 7 January 2013 6:18

Your brother is messed up. I'm 14 and that is not normal

sofree 3

Tuesday 8 January 2013 5:52

Maybe he really was looking for something to keep warm...

icepick23 12

Tuesday 8 January 2013 21:30

Don't be such a prude--kick your brother out & at least give the friend a flash or two. Geez! Whatever happened to performing random acts of kindness???

untamable_mare 4

Wednesday 9 January 2013 8:07

ugh! Little boys are so gross!

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Friday 15 March 2013 15:41

Reminds me of the little boy from that lindsay logan movie

EthanTheStrange 4

Wednesday 7 May 2014 8:56

smells like a pervert. I'm a 14 year old boy and I'd never even think about smelling my sisters bra. Thats so freaking weird.

jeffandjeff 22

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:27

Fight them.

FoxHunt9119 19

Thursday 11 December 2014 2:09

Ookay your brother is a creeper

LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 16 September 2015 17:48

That is incredibly creepy. Then again, he was fourteen at the time.

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