Intimacy: Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd...

By bad boyfriend - 26/03/2010 01:50 - Canada

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. When I got there, I didn't get it on. Instead, I got a list of reasons why I make her depressed. FML

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You deserved it 25 332

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By timmynotjimmy - 28/10/2009 01:28 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend told me how disappointed and depressed she was that she could never make me hard. She started ranting about her looks and how she fails at everything. I didn't know how to reply. I was hard while she told me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 400

You deserved it 3 942

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 354

You deserved it 4 029

By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML

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You deserved it 5 746

Nervous

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 20:00

Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML

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You deserved it 127

Nag nag nag

By Anonymous - 06/03/2025 18:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend complained about our recent dry spell. I've been under a lot of stress at work, but I told her some things she could do to help. She decided a better idea was to scream that I don't care about her needs, and that I should never "burden her" with my problems. FML

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You deserved it 139

By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 966

You deserved it 7 037

By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 164

You deserved it 5 122

Time is money

By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

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You deserved it 5 978

Is she Julia Stiles?

By Anonymous - 27/12/2021 01:59 - United States - Weehawken

Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 021

You deserved it 168

Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 055

You deserved it 9 503

CookiesNOJ 0

Friday 26 March 2010 8:42

think about it.. is that the only way she can get your attention? then you suck!

lovelyred 0

Friday 26 March 2010 8:45

was having a small penis one of them?

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thatguy626 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 16:58

I hope you listened, never do that stuff again, then you get to sleep with her. it's not rocket science

insanium14 0

Monday 29 March 2010 4:19

ultimate blue balls

beavygirl 0

Friday 2 April 2010 6:54

you depress me too, screw u lame-o

redeemer96 3

Thursday 8 April 2010 2:42

damn emo bitches can be so annoying sometimes.

matt643 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 14:58

damn emo slags:L dump her white ass fool

happyvampire16 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 4:06

for those of you who automatically assume that the girl is emo, your fuking ignorant. Human beings have emotional issues, not just emo people. so please do us all a favor and stop acting like ur such fuki hot shots ctin like shit dont hurt you at times -_-

Marcelb 17

Tuesday 7 December 2010 15:01

i think the problem isn't so much that he didn't get laid, rather the fact that his gf is as manipulative as to tell him she'll have sex with him and then lay this on him. Pathetic. If he really depresses her, which would be wrong of course, she could've told him without saying he should come over for sex. Unless of course he doesn't come over for anything but sex, which would be enough reason to end the relationship to begin with.

OriginalPooh01 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 4:12

Just be quiet and let her read.

kbg8409 0

Friday 28 October 2011 0:35

maybe because ur an asshole and don't treat her right! the fact that all you had to say was that u were disappointed cuz y'all didn't have sex, proves that's all u care about!