Today, I went to my first frat party and got a little too wasted... - FML

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By Amanda - 18/01/2017 21:29 - United States

Today, I went to my first frat party and got a little too wasted with the guy I've been lusting over for the past 3 years. After we snuck away and things started to get hot and intense I smelt something funky, worring it was me I quickly scooted up the bed to realise his "fart" was too solid. Fml

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