Miscellaneous: Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was...

By Stixchop - 26/02/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

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By tongue tied - 16/08/2022 04:00

Today, at work at a beauty salon, I was explaining to a mom and her daughter about how we were going to style their hair, and the processes involved. I tripped over my words, saying, "We’ll start with a wash and a blowjob." Pretty sure from the way they stomped out I might not have a job tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 202

By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By Alyssa - 21/03/2012 01:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML

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You deserved it 5 118

By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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Bad choice

By chopchop - 25/12/2019 01:00

Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML

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You deserved it 244

By Anonymous - 03/05/2019 02:00

Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML

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You deserved it 510

By RickTheBoy - 10/07/2013 12:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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You deserved it 39 971

By Chensticles - 14/10/2009 01:25 - France

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

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You deserved it 3 656

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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Friday 27 February 2009 3:02

well did u get your ********?

alwaysalady 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:57

I did that once wanting to say 'blow out' and the hairdresser laughed and said that it happens all the time. Don't feel bad.

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scateice 0

Monday 8 June 2009 7:56

lolz

angorashi 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 2:37

I did that once! It was a damned hot stylist too.

Shyman4ever 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 18:56

So did you get your *******? How much was it?

brie3 0

Friday 10 July 2009 6:20

WIN X3

nikoelisDR 0

Friday 24 July 2009 15:56

been spending time in bed much lately

xenomorph 0

Monday 9 November 2009 3:45

*laughs* Freudian slip.

Hurt16 0

Monday 16 November 2009 9:28

Hair cut~~> $10 Shampoo~~>$8 ********~~> ^__^ priceless

Hurt16 0

Monday 16 November 2009 9:30

oh shit lol I wrote the same thing as #47.. lol dirty minds think alike... ;-)...

bobnorris 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 15:45

dumbass

jdomfml 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 10:51

don't they always give blow jobs?

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