Money: Today, I went to deposit my tax return checks through my banks...

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By thesuperMrE1 - 12/03/2016 22:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to deposit my tax return checks through my banks ATM. While processing the checks, the machine shut down and restarted. The bank can't do anything about it until Monday. FML

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