Kids: Today, I went to a park with a little girl I was babysitting.... - FML

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By ladymunchkin742 - 17/03/2016 20:57 - United States

Today, I went to a park with a little girl I was babysitting. I told her earlier if she was good I'd take her to get ice cream. She decided to tell another kid very loudly that if they followed me I'd get them ice cream. The kids began to attack me and their parents thought I was a kidnapper. FML.

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