Today, I went to a fair and got to walk around only for a little... - FML

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By "Dreamer5393" - 07/08/2017 22:54

Today, I went to a fair and got to walk around only for a little bit before it downpoured. I waited an hour before leaving only to have it let up a few mins after I had gotten home. When I went back it was so packed it took hours to get on one ride and one had been closed because of an injury. FML

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