Health: Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I...

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 15:46 - Belgium

Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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By mark807 - 28/04/2012 06:52 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I fell and hit my head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML

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Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

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By tm - 18/07/2012 05:06 - United States - Madisonville

Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2026 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after I bashed my head into the wall behind me yesterday and knocked myself flat while flinging my head back to get my hair in a ponytail, it still hurts, so I went to hospital. Yep, skull fracture with a slight inward depression. I might need surgery. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2015 19:25 - United States - Wapakoneta

Today, my surgeon was giving me the lowdown of what was going to happen on the operating table. I was anxious enough without him saying stuff like "cut you open", "quite a bit of blood" and "it's all quite risky." That's all I remember before fainting. My wife won't stop mocking me for it. FML

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destr0yer 7

Friday 8 July 2011 18:54

great hospital you are at

Aakash04 0

Friday 8 July 2011 18:59

BOOM ! Double headshot !

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loveatfirstsite 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:04

that sucks! why would any vote ydi??

Chrispayne 4

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:52

Thank god. I think this is great news. At least they didnt do head surgery

BrittRoxx101 7

Saturday 9 July 2011 6:06

woww wut a nice lil gift(;

ouch1990 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 8:02

40 it is commen for med students to faint, that's why they go through that training

amadan 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 14:14

At least he wasn't operating on you!

narx 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 21:29

that totally sucks dude

DawnMarie11 0

Monday 11 July 2011 4:07

man that stinks although I'm sorry to admit I laughed really hard before saying man that really stinks!

betterthanu91 0

Monday 11 July 2011 6:20

that's dirty

gmiky 2

Friday 15 July 2011 0:18

And waht's happened to the student observer?

slimmathers123 10

Sunday 4 September 2011 14:38

should he really be a doctor?

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