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By peyday123 - 09/03/2016 02:16 - United States - Draper

Today, I was with my boyfriend. I was telling him that I was trying to lose weight. He replied, "well, it's a good thing you don't have a thigh gap or flat stomach, or else other boys would like you." FML

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