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By veryconfused1987 - 04/04/2016 06:06 - United States - Kennett

Today, I was went to a phone store by myself. I decided not to buy anything, but was stopped by security. They searched my bag and found over $3000 worth of iPhones, but I have no idea how they got there. A customer said he saw me stealing, but there was no video proof. They believed him. FML

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