Health: Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday...

By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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8trickster8 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 20:05

You can never be too careful.

GlennD 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 20:03

Lol, awesome.

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sophiler 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 10:58

Are you edging serious?! Thats insans. And who cares what you call it. Themed sound cool too man!

J_Da_B 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:01

That illustration is hilarious!!!!

xForeverLifeless 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 3:49

XDDDD I love the last Exspression on the Neighbors face. Lmao. Priceless.

theoceansblue 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 7:32

lol omg I srsly died laughing xDDDD

darknut79 17

Sunday 25 April 2010 14:56

Ouch... good illustration, though!

liveinthecity 0

Monday 7 June 2010 0:35

OH my God! That's hilarious! And totally sucks for you!

crashsapphire93 4

Monday 28 June 2010 8:52

well look at the bright side, him messing you up can only make you look better!

Efilyn 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 3:35

Move away from the crazy coke addict then. Or just get self defence classes.

Povo 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 5:13

Good thing he didn't have a gun.

jakel121 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 4:04

meh. coke addict!? what a noob. i prefer pepsi

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