Animals: Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started...

By D - 09/09/2011 09:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML

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By Dammit - 31/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML

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By woofwoof - 30/12/2014 04:17 - Turkey - Izmir

Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

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By Burningeyes - 09/03/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when a lady approached me, commented how beautiful she was, and asked to pet her. I obliged and next thing I knew I was pushed to the ground and maced. She made off with my dog. The police is unable to locate them. FML

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Hands off

By anon - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman ran up to me and whacked me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML

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By anon - 27/04/2016 00:11 - United States - Arverne

Today, I got pulled over by the cops for swerving a lot while driving. I tried to explain that my dog bit the back of my neck, but as soon as I opened my door to show him the bite marks and the dog, he ran out of the car. I still can't find him. FML

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By Fuck dogs, I need a treadmill - 23/02/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I went for a walk. I was repeatedly barked at, and almost attacked, by nearly a dozen dogs. I have cynophobia from being nearly killed by violent untrained dogs on several occasions, so just hearing a dog bark gives me severe heart palpitations. I'm not kidding when I say I almost had a heart attack. FML

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By coloris - 03/08/2019 00:01

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2025 03:00

Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML

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Classic canine move

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 22:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend has severe dog phobia, and a dog off its lead ran up to him in a car park. He panicked and tried to jump into the car, but the door hit it in the head and it started fitting and seizing. About three people called the police and the dog's owner broke our car window. FML

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Friday 9 September 2011 16:01

Yes, I would've preferred it if was something more gentle that had taken me down as well. Maybe a turtle perhaps? Or a sloth?

davidisbeast 12

Friday 9 September 2011 15:58

That sucks .... Maybe you should've told the cop

Comments

tstevenson 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 3:57

Bs story

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 10 September 2011 6:06

Ydi for not mentioning that to the officer a soon as he got behind you...

ohh_okai 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 6:18

sorry to break it to everyone, but this never happens. as a k9 handler for my local department I can tell you that we don't just send the k9s out on a "suspicious person". even suspects holding weapons get a couple verbal warnings, and when they do get bit they certainly don't post fmls. I think they're too busy getting stitches and such.

daffyyj 4

Saturday 10 September 2011 6:26

Police dogs won't do anything to you.

cinder2theblock 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 8:12

Maybe you should've thought what that would look like to him before you did it

aparent3576 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 14:32

Dumbass cop.

PandaPaws 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 17:04

Do u realize ur mother is drunk of course u have no recollection of telling her u like handcuffs!!!!!!

cdjock42 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 18:44

******* pigs man

El_Drago87 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:49

Why the hell do you guys ALWAYS give thumbs down to the best comments? You ppl are retarded. You can't even give ONE decent thumb up.

Christianrules 1

Saturday 10 September 2011 20:33

This is why I don't like cops Just because someone is walking fast or looking suspicious you don't let your highly trained police K-9 loose on them.....