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By yolomcswagginss - 05/03/2016 11:35 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I was walking down the sidewalk from my boyfriends house, I was alone and started to hum as I walked. I then decided to fart since I was alone. But suddenly I heard a rustle in the bushes. My boyfriend was following me and tried to scare me. FML.

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