Miscellaneous: Today, I was volunteering with some friends at an event, I was... - FML

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By ThePotatoPancake - 27/02/2016 17:28 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I was volunteering with some friends at an event, I was walking over to one of my jobs and was a bit late when I heard my friends talking about how much of a lazy cunt I was because I was late. I was late because I was doing their job that they never showed up for. FML

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