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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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Same thing different taste

Alexa, play "I'm Not In Love" by 10CC

By sucker - 07/09/2019 17:01 - United States - Duluth

Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML

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You deserved it 2 569

This needs clarification

By wrongdecisions - 05/07/2022 16:00

Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML

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You deserved it 1 762

By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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You deserved it 226

Classic switcheroo

By Anonymous - 05/01/2021 11:01

Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 211

You deserved it 147

By chiclet - 02/06/2010 02:34 - France

Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 219

You deserved it 4 477

By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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You deserved it 55 966

By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 867

You deserved it 3 060

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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You deserved it 4 263

By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 016

You deserved it 2 585

By Unclicked - 01/08/2009 11:58 - Singapore

Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 278

You deserved it 7 011

WhatsYOURname6 25

Friday 20 June 2014 10:05

Why did you just sit there?!

RBntM 10

Friday 20 June 2014 10:08

Please tell me you broke up with him?

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xXCamoArmyGurlxX 4

Monday 7 July 2014 20:41

Oh my god! I would of screamed so she could hear me!

Portugirl 13

Sunday 13 July 2014 3:44

maybe that was his way of breaking up with you.

Thebrassmonkey 0

Sunday 20 July 2014 9:26

As faithful as he is intelligent.

SethsChica 6

Friday 8 August 2014 16:23

What a jerk...

safiya_hamid 0

Thursday 11 September 2014 3:15

Dump him

fantasyworld 37

Monday 22 December 2014 15:28

You sure it was a date or just two friends hanging out?

foxyhasmybooty 16

Tuesday 30 December 2014 22:50

Here's an idea grab your phone call him and schedule a Breakup!

mashfan6507 17

Monday 30 March 2015 14:29

Oh but I bet you can't leave his six pack and chinstrap can you op? Cause you "love" him. Please...

DiabolusIgnis 15

Saturday 7 May 2016 22:13

Have you heard of a thing called "platonic friendship between a man and a woman"?

mikelangele 15

Thursday 2 February 2017 5:18

Does he know know he's your boyfriend?

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Today, my daughter-in-law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML

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Today, my dad is disappointed in me because I came to him for advice on how I should tell my girlfriend I don’t feel ready for sex yet. He just looked at me, shook his head, and walked away. Later he sent my mom to ask me if I’m gay. FML

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Same thing different taste

Alexa, play "I'm Not In Love" by 10CC

This needs clarification

Classic switcheroo

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