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By cashier - 12/07/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, I was trying to clean the belt of my register at work at a grocery store. I noticed two strips of rubber stuck in the corner of the belt, and after pulling on them periodically all morning one finally came loose. It was a foot. I had been pulling at a dead rat trapped in the belt. FML

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By Help - 16/09/2011 16:20 - Australia

Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

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By Abbynyc - 28/09/2014 11:40 - United States - Bay Shore

Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML

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By stickyickystone - 21/07/2019 14:12

Today, I got my hand caught in a belt sander while sanding down what was supposed to become a "Caution" sign. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 21:17 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML

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By I HATE THESE MACHINE - 12/10/2025 22:00

Today, I went through a self-checkout at a grocery store. The machine kept repeating, “Please remove the unexpected item in the bagging area.” After five attempts, an employee came over and discovered the “unexpected item” was my own elbow resting on the counter. FML

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By shaviTuT - 07/02/2013 19:44 - Malaysia - Bandar Penggaram

Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML

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By xxmollyxx - 16/12/2010 11:54 - Sweden

Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach for it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got in when builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. FML

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AK 2

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:49

Oh my dear god. Didn't it like.. smell or something?

crescent_indigo 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:55

epic.

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AK 2

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:49

Oh my dear god. Didn't it like.. smell or something?

Imawhalerider 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 10:34

Worlds Stupidist Criminals. training mouses to steal.

tarula 1

Sunday 12 July 2009 11:13

World's Most Stupid Comment. Bad grammar, spelling and use of a plural. I wish I had freaking (sic) mouses

Orchid_fml 2

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:51

oh wow , that's bruutal .

kopei 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:52

. . . ._. Ew, disgusting.

chocolatebear99 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:53

ewww gross was it all squished up?

crescent_indigo 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:55

epic.

chocolatebear99 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:55

ewww gross was it all squished up?

MrCleanCut 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:56

lmaooo! that right there can scar you for life! lol *shudders*

locasocha 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:56

thats why they call it DIRTY JERSEY

too_much_fun 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:59

This just gave me a really good idea for a prank.......... :)

theoffkid 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 10:03

Really nasty, I wonder if the health dept. checks for stuff like that.

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Today, I was in my girlfriend's room when she walked in after getting out of the shower, wearing just a towel. She removed it and I was inches away from going down on her when I noticed she hadn’t wiped properly, either before or after her shower. She'd complained about stomach problems earlier, but regardless… FML

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