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By ams - 13/03/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, I was telling my sister about the stupid sorts of questions I get asked at work. She looked at me and said "I give you five years until you turn into a raging, chain-smoking corporate bitch." My mom agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Brazil - Jacare

Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2022 22:00

Today, after I've spent years cultivating my reputation at work as a hardass who's good to his team, as long as they're competent and own up to mistakes, my mother came as a customer and suddenly I'm a kid all over again. She even tried to pat my head and ask if I'm eating enough. Now my team all keep smirking at me. FML

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By maggu - 11/02/2013 04:26 - Denmark

Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML

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By great - 10/02/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mom turned to me and said, "You know, you're the kind of person that has to change literally everything about themselves to get a guy to like you." I thought she was joking so I laughed. She then said, "Like that. Your laugh... What is that? Change that." FML

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By Toaster - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By squarecircles - 15/06/2019 10:46 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while working at my unfulfilling part-time job, my colleague said, "Are you aware of how much you sigh?" And then she said, "You're too young for that." So, am I supposed to hold my breath now? FML

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Picture perfect

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML

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By simon - 11/01/2018 06:00

Today, my mother, who insists on sticking her nose into every aspect of my life, found out I'm only "middle management" and called my boss to criticize her for undervaluing me, demanding I be promoted immediately. I'm now the laughing stock of my office. FML

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By jigglepuff - 09/02/2014 17:00 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML

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Saturday 13 March 2010 9:17

prove your mom and sis wrong, do it in 3 years

blankettt 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:10

You think you get asked stupid questions? Try working at T-Mobile. I never realized how many idiots there are in our world until I got this job. "Why mine phone ain't on? I gots to call my boyfran to tell him i know hims cheatin on me! Why mine phone ain't on??" "You didn't pay your bill, ma'am." "Didn't nobody done told me I had to pay no damn bill. So why mine phone ain't on??" *mutes phone and sighs*

Comments

StoryOfTheWeek 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:40

snickerdoodles, you failed in your attempt at failing

sleekRelease 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:40

Fail overrated moron who thinks she's a froll is fail.

jayjaysmokerson 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:43

no we got that. it's not funny. it's just boring and a reason for you to feel special.

StoryOfTheWeek 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:43

she's a troll is fail <-- grammar fail

sleekRelease 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:46

39, ever heard of a little thing called the Internet? Go on it and you may find out that not everyone is a wannabe grammar Nazi fag.

StoryOfTheWeek 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:49

in other words 41- I was saying i don't get what you were talking about, reword maybe?

StoryOfTheWeek 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:50

sorry, anyone elses 41 comment get deleted?

sleekRelease 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:52

42, I'm saying snick is a total wannabe. Complete idiot. Not a troll, not funny and just some moron.

Blue_Coconuts 7

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:56

Where are you from originally? Your profile says Oregon, but you spelled "honour" the European/Canadian way, and used Euro's... Unless that was part of your sarcasm.