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By Anonymous - 17/03/2016 00:59 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, I was teaching a group of preschoolers how to say colours in English. I asked them to point at something of the colour that I say. When I said yellow, all of them pointed at my teeth. Apparently, they are better example of yellow than, let's say, the Sun. FML

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