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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 00:05 - United States - Mission

Today, I was surprised when I found a rare open parking spot at school. Due to the heavy rain and traffic, I briefly rolled a window down to better see the parking lot hours and avoid being soaked. The window wouldn't roll back up and I had to park out of the rain more than a mile away. FML

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