By lonelynessinCA - 14/03/2011 18:31 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

op call me! I can hook you up with some shamwows to wipe away you tears. Only $10.99

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

OP, don't listen to 5, I can hook you up with the exact same product for the cheap price of $10.98!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

OP might not be outgoing enough to go clubbing or go to a party, but I think starting a conversation with a co-worker sounds plausible. :)

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donkeyshlong42 1

you're a loser you should probanly jump off a cliff **** the telemarketers life for talking to u

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sweet_candy_ 17

You should go jump off a cliff for that comment.

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daydreamer995 0

Yur Not The Only 1 Lol

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sixfoot2 0

well that's pretty lonely and can't say I've called a telemarketer cuz of that but I do know the feeling. trust me.

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beagle40 0

Op should go to them gym and work out. he would get bigger and meet new people

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kaylala33 1

Aww :( I feel the same way sometimes...but I don't like talking on the phone so I wouldn't do that lol.

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