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By AccidentalMess17 - 25/02/2016 19:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was skyping with my now ex-boyfriend. He had taken a trip to France a few weeks back. Well he told me today that while on his trip to France, he realized he had no feelings for me anymore, and that he had sex with a girl there. Then he told me he also started to smoke pot again. FML

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