Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a...

By Wade - 30/05/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML

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By minimum wage - 02/04/2012 08:38 - Canada

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 14:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was on a first date with a guy I met online. He seemed nice at first, but as we were walking he suddenly stopped and said, "I have to pee." He walked over to urinate on a nearby tree while I awkwardly stood there. FML

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By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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When you gotta go, you gotta go

By Amanda Howard - 15/03/2020 09:00

Today, I came home after being stuck in traffic needing to pee really badly. When I went to the bathroom, my boyfriend was on the toilet. I couldn't hold it longer, so I went into the woods behind our house and found a bush. Relieving myself, my butt started to itch. I was sitting in Poison Ivy. FML

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By FUCK.THIS.JOB. - 08/07/2013 05:57 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML

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Make yourself at home

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 22:44 - United States

Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one who's in my math class, noticed me, despite me trying to hide. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML

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foozebox 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:47

Gross. Hopefully you went straight home after- I'd hate to have people thinking that I peed on myself... or didn't clean myself on a daily basis, etc.

vampirate 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:48

uuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhh how could you not smell it?????????????? shit son

Comments

fretforyerlatte 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 14:06

oooomg that's too disgusting. lmfao @ "chundered"

ImAllFailure 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 14:14

That SUCKS!

tWitt3rBuG 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 14:42

Bwahahahaa. I'm sorry, that's hilarious!

Purane2forever 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 15:05

FAKE... Why do homeless people ALL pee in the same spot... in a park wheres theres like 300 trees.... and he makes u move.. FAKE

boundforglorywt 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 15:38

sweet

cucuto89 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:02

dew comes from grass so why would it be on dirt? use your head

loonygirl 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 17:40

#31 dew doesn't come from grass, it comes from water being evaporated into the air. It accumulates on the grass AND the dirt, just more so on the grass.

Kaylaroxoutloud 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 17:42

haha thanks to u i will always check where i am sitting :DD

MsSippi 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 19:02

DISGUSTING. I wonder how long before the OP could get to a shower? And I wonder if that would kill the tree? If homeless people are repeatedly flooding it's roots with piss? I mean I can't imagine it would be good for it.