Today I was sitting in class and I heard people laughing. I'm... - FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2018 21:31

Today I was sitting in class and I heard people laughing. I'm just sitting there wondering what they are laughing at and then the teacher calls them out, one says he needs to take a walk. When he passes, he says, people got to wear better clothes. Then I realized they saw my "Yes Daddy" undies... FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 25 September 2018 11:03

You're all as creepy as one another. Them for looking at your underwear, and you for wearing some that have "Yes Daddy" printed on them.

aoliver03 8

Wednesday 26 September 2018 21:22

Where'd you get them? I could use a pair.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 25 September 2018 11:03

You're all as creepy as one another. Them for looking at your underwear, and you for wearing some that have "Yes Daddy" printed on them.

aoliver03 8

Wednesday 26 September 2018 21:22

Where'd you get them? I could use a pair.

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