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By Bekie91 - 09/03/2016 12:22 - Australia - Penrith

Today, I was sitting in a shopping centre car park when my friend who I was meeting there called to see where I was when all of a sudden I had a coughing fit which resulted in her needing to buy me a new pair of undies. I had to walk casually into the nearest toilet to change FML

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