Today I pranked a friend with a coded text message that said... - FML

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By Johnson - 24/08/2018 06:51

Today I pranked a friend with a coded text message that said "your mom gay". Their parents filed a police report on it. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 26 August 2018 18:53

That'll teach you to come up with a less homophobic, and immature, insult, you wretched street urchin.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 26 August 2018 18:53

That'll teach you to come up with a less homophobic, and immature, insult, you wretched street urchin.

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