Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing volleyball in gym class and the ball rolled... - FML

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By Lime23 - 28/01/2016 03:21 - United States - Summit

Today, I was playing volleyball in gym class and the ball rolled to the other side of the gym. I tried to hit the ball all the way back to the court from the other side of the gym but i hit one of the lights which gets hit all the time with no problem. This time, half of it came crashing down. Fml

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