Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

Haha! My ex-husband got bit on the penis by my cat (when it was a kitten) guess he shouldn't have been so mean to my cat. He so deserved it and so do you!

kool_girl_123 9

Sunday 11 November 2012 17:40

Karma sucks

jjmoraes99 13

Wednesday 16 January 2013 22:48

ydi you should have died asshole i hope you rot in hell

WizardJeremy 13

Monday 21 January 2013 1:52

If the cat died from the methane, a fist to the face will be by your sister

Akiminurisa 7

Friday 25 January 2013 6:56

good kitty :3

tazrichie 11

Thursday 4 April 2013 3:13

Hahahahah

Xotoolyxo 16

Saturday 6 April 2013 3:45

That's animal cruelty ): you deserved that

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