Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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lolz_at_nub 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 23:09

What you give from your posterior, the kitten takes from your posterity. YDI

heavenandhell 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 23:09

#38 WTF ARE YOU DOUING TAZERING A KITTEN

Raspberry_007 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 23:10

you're kinda retarded

beany212 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 23:10

Kittens don't understand humor. You are an idiot.

Rusty325 4

Sunday 20 February 2011 14:19

the kitten does understand humor, its hilarious, the kid clearly doesn't know what the difference between "funny" and "stupid"

rocker8877 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 23:13

That sucks

i_love_sluts 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 23:14

Your a creep

xox_what_now 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 23:15

Stupid

akiro525 3

Sunday 7 June 2009 23:22

well YDI, but funny still

ravinderkaler 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 23:24

dont worry, u were never going to use them

Zenma 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 23:30

lol @ #132 @OP: YDI

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