Today I was on a chatting app and I met a girl who seemed real... - FML

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By Mysterion549 - 06/06/2018 11:01

Today I was on a chatting app and I met a girl who seemed real nice & all and eventually I asked her for a face reveal then she said that I should send one first and that she’d return the favor but right after I sent it she blocked my ugly ass... FML

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notesz 21

Saturday 9 June 2018 4:43

Well, would you block an ugly woman?

Mysterion549 7

Saturday 9 June 2018 9:37

Good point my niggy

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notesz 21

Saturday 9 June 2018 4:43

Well, would you block an ugly woman?

Mysterion549 7

Saturday 9 June 2018 9:37

Good point my niggy

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