Today, I was moving all my stuff back from college. Too lazy... - FML

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By Feelsmetal Alchemist - 10/05/2017 06:15

Today, I was moving all my stuff back from college. Too lazy to put it all away at once, I left things lying around on the floor. Including a piece of pottery I got in New Mexico that I liked, buried under some things. I took a few steps toward my door, and, *crunch* FML

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