Today, I was locked out of my house, in the cold at 8 in the... - FML

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By Luckyme - 26/11/2018 15:25

Today, I was locked out of my house, in the cold at 8 in the morning, because my brother-in-law borrowed my house key and didn't put it back. My hubby has to drive 2 hours from work to let me in. That same brother-in-law also used a quarter of my gas over the weekend, and didn't replace it. FML

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