By Megannn - 01/05/2012 23:43 - United States

Today, I was in a gas station bathroom attempting to buy a condom from the machine on the wall. A woman who smelled of cat piss walked in, and I got embarrassed so I fled into a stall. She then started a conversation with me about "the good old days" from the next stall over. FML
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By Taylor - 11/08/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
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cessily 8

Poor crazy old cat lady aint getting no lovin

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kiran_fml 5

Gas station condoms and ladies that smell like cat piss...sounds like you had an interesting day.

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detroitsucks247 3

Ahhhhhhhh, America.

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shantazat 0

Well, where else could this happen?

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shantazat 0

It didn't really confuse me, it was just fascinating in a weird way that made my brain fart...

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jasmine1259 2

Dafuq did I just read?

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Jonkbaby 22

really happy for you n your new relation ship

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gojira666 7

Thanks 13. If anyone read the FML and was confused, you helped about 0%

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trollfaced 2

Condoms are 5$ and diapers are 20, think about it

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Jonkbaby 22

huh ur crazy I wuld never put consumer on my 1 year old

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shantazat 0

I'm bored... Does anyone here watch the Creatures on YouTube?

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cessily 8

Poor crazy old cat lady aint getting no lovin

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VictoriaSchultz 8

She gets plenty from her cats considering they piss on her

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JulieHope_fml 7

So there's a story behind the cat piss smell?

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RaquelW 7

she's their territory now.

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f1r3wa11 0

You just need to not care about people seeing you, most people don't care.

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kiran_fml 5

Gas station condoms and ladies that smell like cat piss...sounds like you had an interesting day.

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robbilee 14

Yep the good old days. Before she bought a wall condom, had sex, got pregnant cause the obvious shittyness of the condom, had a kid and is now a full time car lady.

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JulieHope_fml 7

It could have been worse, she could have said: "Back in the good ol' days used to be just like you..."

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DontClickOnMe 28

No need to be embarrassed. At least you're having safe sex.

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