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By bloobalooby - 25/02/2016 07:58 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. We had gotten some donuts and we were in his car. He reached for my leg, like always, but moved his hand when I went to hold it. He said "Uh, babe, I was reaching for the donuts." FML

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