Health: Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 01:31 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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Bored to tears

By kevcng - 10/09/2012 21:20 - United States

Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned and shifted in my chair, accidentally sitting on my testicles. I shrieked in pain and spent the next five minutes choking back tears, while my boss told me to shut my mouth and stop fucking around. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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Not_ROFL 11

Saturday 5 April 2014 1:40

You sat on your own testicles?

Scubanaut 13

Saturday 5 April 2014 1:40

I'm missing the adventure in this situation?

Comments

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 5 April 2014 7:52

You're not a real man until you've experienced the excruciating pain of squished balls. Congrats on your new man card OP.

erichsalvesen 13

Saturday 5 April 2014 8:07

As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit ;)

vikky538 28

Saturday 5 April 2014 16:18

there is a reason underwares were invented.. now you should know...

yesnid 2

Saturday 5 April 2014 17:45

If you decided to go commando you should of realized things won't stay in place with nothing to hold them so you have to sit down more carfully. No sympathy from me.

PumkinSmasher 5

Saturday 5 April 2014 18:55

You must have some large testicles if they stick down far enough for you to sit on them

Dkman 11

Saturday 5 April 2014 19:06

Free balling is a glorious thing! But if your sitting on them, in school, you have 2 options. Go back to pants, and fail the journey that very few take. Or adjust them, so you DO NOT sit on them. Every guy here knows we adjust ourselves from time to time as do girls adjust their boobs.