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By cmExotics - 31/03/2018 14:28
Today I was feeding my new pet that had I not gotten even a week ago. It escaped while trying to feed it. He was a highly aggressive 5 1/2 inch Vietnamese Centipede with one of the most painful bites in the insect kingdom. He is now in my room/house. Tore apart everything to no avail. FML
Why would you intentionally keep such a thing in your home?!?