Miscellaneous: Today, I was extremely bored in a lecture hall, so, for whatever... - FML

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By Apparently Racist - 21/03/2016 23:24 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was extremely bored in a lecture hall, so, for whatever reason, I decided that attempting dabbing for the first time would be the best use of time. I managed to botch it so badly that it looked like a Hitler Heil, while in a study of Israel's history. Everyone glared at me. FML.

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