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By GrifGuy - 16/04/2016 18:49 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant when my stomach gave me REALLY bad problems. I rushed to the bathroom(that held 1 person) and had to sit through 5 awkward minutes of someone banging on the door. When I finished, I came out to an angry father with his kid who was crying due to peeing his pants.

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