Today, I was driving back to my house after watching a movie... - FML

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By Mango - 11/06/2018 20:05 - India - Ghaziabad

Today, I was driving back to my house after watching a movie with my friends. When I walked in, I saw my grandmother standing on a chair, with a bottle of whiskey in her hand. I politely told her to come down and give me the bottle. She shouted, "You're *my name*!, did you know you're adopted?" FML

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