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By Username - 30/04/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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By thanks a lot - 04/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML

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By burn - 01/08/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, my kids decided putting laxatives in my coffee would loosen me up and calm my nerves. I have a 3 hour long meeting soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 04:29 - United States - Bentonville

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML

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By anonymous - 16/09/2013 05:35 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2022 10:00 - Australia

Today, I had to take a laxative for the first time. Instead of working gently overnight like it promised, I woke up at 3 a.m. to an unrelenting river of shit that made my legs numb on the toilet. FML

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By Equi - 12/12/2018 16:00 - United States

Today, I went to the company's health clinic to treat muscle spasms and a possible cracked rib. In the process the old quack doc and overly eager nurses wound up giving me a storng laxative and 3 enemas, two of them quite large. Then I still had to return to work. FML

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By DefinitelyNotMyMeds - 22/02/2019 20:00 - Canada

Today, just like everyday, I opened my med box, took out a blister pack and took one of the pills before putting the pack back in the box. Today, not like everyday, I had diarrhea. Turns out one of the packs was laxatives put in my med box by my boyfriend because they looked the same as my meds. FML

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By crap - 02/07/2019 00:01

Today, I was tired from an all-nighter I'd pulled because I thought I had the next four days off work. I got called in, and went because I have bills to pay. However, the amount of energy drinks I drank to stay on top of my job duties gave me such bad diarrhea, I had to go home. FML

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By notgood - 04/01/2021 16:01 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I accidentally took an Ex Lax instead of an Immodium. It's gonna be a fun night. FML

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Saturday 30 April 2011 12:05

well, when the chocolate milk starts flowing ur gunna be awake anyway, so mission accomplished...

paras0mnia 3

Saturday 30 April 2011 12:26

Didn't your parents teach you not to take candy from strangers? :P

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rachelpfitzner 3

Monday 2 May 2011 16:02

don't take pills randoms give you. you kinda deserved it

Sk8trlover19 3

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:24

that sucks ur the one that took it

SaraBOO716 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:28

You never take pills from anyone. This is exactly why you don't do that!

Kaylay420 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 3:04

Smooth Move xLax

chincheela 2

Sunday 8 May 2011 16:26

woooooow epic fail!!!! at least ull be on the toilet taking major shit! orher then falling asleep with 2 guys who probably would have r***d u!!!!

kayb0mb 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:04

way to go taking pills from a near-stranger!

valdancer99 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 15:14

why the hell would you take the fckin pill?

princess151617 4

Sunday 25 September 2011 14:59

Why would you have taken it in the first place ? You were fighting with them.

alera_fml 12

Tuesday 17 April 2012 20:08

You kinda asked for that. What was he carrying laxatives around for anyway?

ShananaginsLOL 13

Friday 25 January 2013 7:37

Well that had to wake u up

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