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By anonymous - 21/02/2010 15:16 - United States

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

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By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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Nice.

By crunch time - 01/01/2018 19:30 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, while working out at the gym, I paused to check out a beautiful woman. The guy behind me said "Are you going to do your set or are you going to keep staring at my wife?" FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By ZeroLuck - 16/08/2013 02:32 - United States - Miami

Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML

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Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 16:00

Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

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Don't do this

By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML

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Nice guys

By fatgirl4 - 20/07/2009 23:31 - United States

Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML

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Smooth gym bro

By Dkim620 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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Routine

By notsosexygirl - 21/02/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML

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blackcats31 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:07

could you not see anything through the spandex? =|

Shokz992 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:09

It takes some guts to admit that to the world xD

Comments

Tootsiee 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:14

I'm not sure .. if that was a joke to Venus

chicagurl 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:15

wow I cnt believe u cudnt tell...

snowking_fml 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:19

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Gucci_Girl 2

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:21

How attractive.

birdman09 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:22

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahshaaaaaa

Snow_Daisy 7

Monday 22 February 2010 1:00

I found the 's'! :D

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Monday 22 February 2010 22:21

Tay for random "S"s.

maskedman 9

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:23

maybe it was a woman but she just had a mustache. I don't think men wear spandex. at least they shouldn't unless they have superpowers.

dummydory 4

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:25

When I was reading it I thought he was gonna say that it ended up being his mom lol. I guess I was wrong

perdix 29

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:27

It's funny how he/she turned off the equipment and then got off, but you are not going to being able to turn off your equipment until you get off.

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Monday 22 February 2010 22:24

Well done, perdix.

K0RRuPT 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:27

IT was probably a shemale.

azreal_13 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:50

dude looks like a lady lol

K0RRuPT 0

Monday 22 February 2010 9:19

Yeah, with boobies and long hair and all.. :p

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:29

That thing you were watching "rippling" under his spandex should have given it away.

ksummerville91_fml 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:34

awesome.

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