Health: Today, I was brushing my teeth. I always stand with one leg up...

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By Cap'n - 16/03/2016 02:20 - United States - Omaha

Today, I was brushing my teeth. I always stand with one leg up on the toilet, Captain Morgan style. My cat brushed against my leg and surprised me but not nearly as much as when he ripped out my tampon by the dangling string a few seconds later.

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